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    Funny if they didn't think it was true!!

    I can see all and I know all. I can tell you what is in your future and what has happened in your past. I know what you are thinking and feeling without you expressing a thing. I can see your pain or your comfort without you saying a word and I know how you spend your days without you even opening your mouth. There is nothing you do, have done or will do that I don't know about and I know not just what but how and when. Am I God? No, I am more all-seeing than Him. Am I a psychic? No, my powers of perception are better than theirs. Am I a mind reader? No, I make mind reader's look illiterate. So what am I. What entity can know everything about your life without needing a single iota of information about you. What being can know every aspect of your existence with just a single glance in your direction. I can. I am all seeing, all knowing and all powerful. I am a PIP assessor. And if you don't believe that I am all that I say I am then I shall prove it to you. I shall predict your future. I predict in the future you are going to be broke.


    1 month later...
    Told you so.

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    I saw that same assessor I think!

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    Me too !

    But she didn't forsee me winning at the tribunal tho !

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    Quote Originally Posted by gus607 View Post
    Me too !

    But she didn't forsee me winning at the tribunal tho !
    Yayyyy!!! That's fabulous

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    Yes PIP assessors are great, luckily I have a copy of my ATOS report which clearly states I only have balance & mobility problems inside the house, so I didn't fall over again on Saturday getting the washing in and don't have some really nasty cuts and bruising all the way up my left leg

    Thank goodness for the ATOS report, I now have a piece of official paper showing it couldn't have happened, good job too or I'd barely be able to walk on it today!.

    End of sarcasm mode
    Last edited by phaedra; 30-08-16 at 09:42.

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    That's a very rare condition you have there Phaedra
    Balance problems that correct themselves whenever you are outside!

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    Mine affected me the opposite way, was all right in the pub but when I got outside my balance was terrible !!!

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