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    Wink BLOG: Disability humour: “ You know you’re disabled when....”

    It’s not easy having a disability or health condition so I wanted to raise a few laughs by bringing back this old thread. Will update every few days so keep checking back.
    If you’re a veteran on this site you’ll remember this one from several years ago.
    I’ll keep the thread closed to avoid potential spam but in the meantime
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    Enjoy!







    (1) You worry about having enough evidence for your DLA/PIP/ESA application...


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    (2) You develop an irrational fear of ALL brown envelopes...


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    (3) The medical profession have given you lots of labels for your disability/ health condition....


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    (4) You invent creative ways of getting around usually out of necessity and you are willing to try alternative means of getting from A to B....


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    (5) You start to realise that your current mobility device might need changing to suit your needs...
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    (6) The lift finally arrives to reveal it’s full of smug muggles who see you are disabled and need the lift but won’t let you in... You respond by saying:

    “It’s ok, I’ll take the stairs...”



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    (7) You dream of far better chance of finding an accessible parking space at supermarkets and devise an interesting idea to level the playing field....


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    (8) You have the unique ability to completely confuse muggles by using abbreviations that they can’t possibly understand...




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    (9) Your ever growing medication cupboard could easily rival all well known high street pharmacies


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    (10) You can’t begin to try and pronounce your latest medication and staring at the label makes you wonder what language “Zvpyzcerfine” actually comes from. The side effects are a talking point when they turn your urine into an interesting shade of Toilet Duck blue...


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    (11) Whilst shopping for clothes in your local branch of “Trendy Clothes R Us” you spot someone across the other side of the room with the exact same disability as you. You can’t believe your eyes but don’t like to stare at them. On your second glance you realise the other person was actually your own reflection on the large mirror...


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