UC webpage suggests you get a job as a Striptease artist

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politi...lling-18978226

There is also a Fortune Teller hidden in that list.

For anyone wondering the last search suggestion listed 'Clapper Boy' is not a disease you get working in the sex trade - it's the person who holds the clap-board on a film set.
I'm sure that here must be hundreds of vacancies for those.